Here at Betches, we definitely havent been on Team Anne since , and we stand by everything weve said. Heres how we see it: of course Anne Hathaway is a person and we guess it’s annoying that she always gets asked about people hating her, but thats not our fault and it doesnt mean we have to suck up to her all of a sudden. So in case youre thinking to yourself here are 10 important reasons Anne still cant sit with us.
1. Her Damn Oscar Speech
It wasn’t enough that we were forced to watch her speech, but then she came out later and said her speech was “fake” and she wasn’t actually happy when she won her Oscar. Like, just when you think someone can’t get any more fucking annoying, they cling desperately to their four-year-old Oscar win, constantly reminding the public that it happened, and then have the gall to come out later and say they weren’t even happy about it.
2. She Single-Handedly Ruined The Last Batman Movie
And that’s saying a lot, considering Christian Bale was still trying to make that nasally Batman voice happen.
3. She’s A Thief
She literally stole a centerpiece from a galaa centerpiece made by Dior that was probably very expensive, might I addand then posted about it on Instagram, presumably to show how “cool” and “edgy” she is for stealing a pile of (artfully arranged and decorated) paper. Watch out, we got a badass over here!
4. Whatever The Fuck This Is
This is how I will die: at the hands of Anne Hathaway dressed as Kevin Federline.
5. That Time Jimmy Fallon Let Her Rap On TV
Anne probably thought she was sooo cool because she knew the words to “Bitch Don’t Kill My Vibe” (congratulations, you’re on the same level as every sorority girl). Let’s not forget that this rap was brought to us by Jimmy Fallon, the same man who ruffled Trump’s hair on television. Is Jimmy the real problem?
6. That Time She Ruined The Oscars
It says a lot about you when you manage to make James Franco look cool and collected in comparison. It also says a lot about you when you manage to make James Franco visibly uncomfortable. If anything should have served as a come to Jesus moment, it was the 2011 Oscars.
7. When She Wore That Cerulean Sweater
And then had the audacity to act like she was above the very same fashion industry that created that hideous knock-off cerulean sweater.
8. When She Thought This Was Something We Wanted To See
WTF even is that? You’re not a 16-year-old kid from New Jersey in an 18-and-up club. Put that away.
9. She Looks Ridiculous In A Suit
Oh god. My eyes. There’s just so much going on here, and all of it is equally heinous. I wish I could go back in time to before I saw that suit. It was a simpler time.
10. She Stole Emily’s Trip To Paris Like A Little Bitch
And then, to add insult to injury, threw her phone in the fucking water fountain and quit her job in the middle of it! What an ungrateful, grostky little biatch.
So basically, Anne, we don’t hate you because you’re annoying. You’re annoying because we hate you. No, wait actually, we definitely hate you because you’re annoying. Sorry if you see this Anne, have a great day!